Films seen in August
[10/2] Note – New commitments at work have proven to
deprive me of all my writing time. I will put a couple of sentences on everything
from now on to share my thoughts, however I don’t see myself churning
out anything substantial anytime soon…
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01. The Unprecedented Defence of
the Fortress Deutschkreuz (1966, West Germany) Werner Herzog
[short] -

worth seeing
02. The Rage in Placid Lake (2003,
Australia) Tony McNamara -

a must see
03. Demons (1985, Italy) Lamberto Bava
[2nd viewing; last viewing early '03; no change in rating ***]
04. 300 (2007, USA) Zack Snyder
-

worth seeing [C-]
05. The Haunted Strangler (1958, USA)
Robert Day -

worth seeing
06.
I Know Who Killed Me (2007, USA)
Chris Siverston -

worth seeing
[C-]
I’ve heard comparisons to Verhoeven, De
Palma, Lynch and even Kieslowski from those who are supporting this film. It’s
quite possible that director Chris Siverston -- whose adapation of Jack Ketchum’s
The Lost I’m very eager to see -- approached this project with
the same intellectual bravado as the aforementioned directors, there is no denying
the guy has a sharp expressionist eye for cinema, but I have a sneaking suspicion
that these things were abandoned in post-production in favor of something far
more Camp. This is the only way I have of explaining things like Lohan’s
mechanical Robo-Hand and its garish sound effects, or some of the choices made
in editing and line delivery. The script by Jeffrey Hammond is full of subconscious
allusions to reality (Lost Highway being the obvious model -- that
film was about a killer who created an alternate reality to confront his guilt,
this about a victim who creates an answer and a salvation to her unknown murder),
and while this elevates the story miles above just about every other mind numbing
film being shown at the local cinemaplex, I’m itching to know just who
is responsible for derailing this project in order to cash in on Lohan’s
dwindling stardom.
07.
The Living Coffin (1959, Mexico) Fernando Méndez
-

has redeeming facet
08.
Benny's Video (1992, Austria) Michael Haneke -

a must see
09.
The Brides of Dracula (1960, UK) Terence Fisher
-

worth seeing
10.
Divine Intervention (2002, Palestine) Elia Suleiman
-

worth seeing
11.
Disturbia (2007, USA) D.J Caruso -

worth seeing [C+]
12.
Flash Gordon (1980, UK) Mike Hodges -

worth seeing
13.
Touki Bouki (1973, Senegal) Djibril Diop Mambéty
-

Excellent
14.
I Vampiri (1956, Italy) Ricardo Freda & Mario
Bava -

has redeeming facet
15.
The Big Bad Swim (2006, USA) Ishai Setton -

a must see [B-]
16.
Inland Empire (2006, USA) David Lynch -

Masterpiece [A]
17.
Satan's Cheerleaders (1977, USA)
Greydon Clark -

has redeeming facet
Harmless camp fun, it actually works better when
it’s not trying to be a horror film.
18.
Bride of Re-Animator (1990, USA)
Brian Yuzna -

worth seeing
Like much of Yuzna’s work from the early
90’s, this abandons serious attention to storyline and character (rather
silly is the fact that they credit this as a Lovecraft film) in favor of an
all out make-up and special effects extravaganza. There are something like five
different make-up specialists credited here, and while much of what is on display
is a delight to the gorehound in me (especially in the CGI ridden world of today),
I’d like to have seen something more substantial underlying all the blood
and guts. I mean if you have an actor as talented as Jeffrey Combs in your film,
give him a script goddamnit! As to the allusions to Whale's film in the title,
they are not even worth discussing.
19.
Chainsaw Sally (2004, USA) Jimmyo
Burril -

worthless
The fact that shit like this even gets made,
let alone makes it way onto the shelves of stores nationwide makes me hate horror
audiences…
20.
Skyjacked (1972, USA) John Guillermin
-

worth seeing
Eliminate Heston’s flashbacks and this
ceases to be camp, and in fact actually winds up being a rather terse and sharp-edged
little thriller. The ‘Scope cinematography combined with jarring ultra
quick pans works wonders to jack up the tension. Thanks for digging this one
up Warner.
21.
Super Fuzz (1980, USA) Sergio
Corbucci -

worth seeing
When I saw this film as a kid, this was a SERIOUS
cop flick. Seen today it’s a rather slight Italian comedy, but the wild
soundtrack remains intact and it scores points for nostalgia.
22.
Hellraiser (1987, USA) Clive Barker
-

Excellent
Marred only by a choppy and half-baked conclusion,
this is a virtuoso debut film that screams for worldwide critical reappraisal.
Terrifying, and filled with images you may never shake, this is also a deeply
intelligent piece of erotic horror, the caliber of which one usually associates
with Zulawski or Cronenberg. It’s too bad that Barker never panned out
as a filmmaker as there is so much promising and daring filmmaking on display
here.
23.
Sinderella and the Golden Bra
(1964, USA) Loel Minardi -

worthless
Essentially the worst musical you’ve ever
seen, played out for 60 minutes, before finally indulging in 10 minutes of topless
shots of women as the titular bra is tried on in order to find its proper owner.
This is bad, even as far as Something Weird releases are concerned…
24.
Jeanne Dielman, 23 Quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles
(1975, Belgium) Chantal Akerman -

Masterpiece
One of those pure masterpieces that you feel
like you’ve seen a dozen times before even your first viewing is complete
as one discovers the origin of the the numerous films that echo this cinematic
watershed. The CineArt DVD (with Enlgish subs) does this beautiful work justice,
but really, this is as much a film to be explored in the mind as it is on the
screen.
25.
Superbad (2007, USA) Greg Mottola
-

a must see [B+]
For once the juvenile humor fits. Everything
a high school movie aspires to be and a little bit more. Probably will be ranked
with Fast Times at Ridgemont High someday, and I try not to make comments
like that too often. I’ve been waiting for this guy to make a film ever
since his indie gem The Daytrippers touched my heart, and while this
isn’t exactly the type of film I was hoping for from Mr. Mottola, he handles
himself beautifully. What’s with the HD however??
26.
Strait-Jacket (1964, USA) William
Castle -

a must see
Like Roger Corman, there is something irresistible
about Castle’s work, so this is more than just a late Joan Crawford artifact.
27.
Talk Dirty to Me (1980, USA) Anthony
Spinelli -

worth seeing
This is the only film I had never even heard
of in Jami Bernard’s fascinating The X List: The National Society of
Film Critics' Guide to the Movies That Turn Us on, and even though it’s
one of the few choices to actually warrant the term “porno,” there
is a definite filmic sensibility at work from director Anthony Spinnelli (references
to Howard Hawks and Raoul Walsh appear out of left field!?). The performances
are universally strong for a hardcore feature; with lead actor John Leslie sleazing
it up to the Nth degree, his filthy-mouthed antics certainly more than earn
the film its provocative title. Pornography is a difficult thing to look at
critically, and it’s only in today’s virtually saturated world of
the Internet and in-Demand viewing, that one can truly glimpse the heart of
much of these narrative XXX films (yes actual film stock) from the 1970’s.
These were works not meant to be viewed in secret, but rather to be projected
publicly on a huge screen and viewers were comfortable confronting these works
out in the open instead of hiding them under the bed. Viewing a film like Talk
Dirty to Me in the year 2007 on the big screen seems almost preposterous
and like foreign films -- which also thrived in American cinemas of the Seventies
and have all but vanished on the screens of today -- there are some meaty cultural
implications to be chewed on when we consider the absence of films like these
from respected theaters. Have we declined as audiences? I think the answer is
obvious…
28.
The Bridesmaid (2004, France)
Claude Chabrol -

a must see [B-]
It’s good but it is nothing MAJOR, something that seems
applicable to all late-Chabrol films these days…
29.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988,
USA) Tony Randel -

worthless
Anytime a horror sequel finds it necessary to
start off with clips from the previous film, you can be certain a complete shit-fest
is soon to follow.
30. Body Double (1984, USA) Brian
De Palma [2nd complete viewing (although I've studied numeroues
sequences at different times); last viewing Oct.'03; no change in rating ****,
although upgraded on Top 10]
Amongst many it seems open for debate, but for
me this will always remain De Palma’s masterpiece.
31.
Army of Shadows (1969, France)
Jean-Pierre Melville -

a must see
I prefer Melville’s “detached”
and “empty” films when these distinctive elements are used to highlight
the understated “cool” of his gangster works, as opposed to here
where they effectively chronicle the grim atmosphere of WWII. It’s an
enthralling work by a master filmmaker, one that we are blessed to now have
available, but Melville’s contribution to cinema will probably be remembered
outside of this work.
32.
The Family Friend (2006, Italy)
Paolo Sorrentino -

a must see [B]
Not at the same level as his previous film The
Consequences of Love, Sorrentino is nonetheless proof that Italian cinema
still has a pulse. This is one of those ridiculously plotted “style-over-substance”
extravaganzas that strike some viewers as merely obnoxious, but are capable
of intoxication if you can give yourself over (Geremia’s fixation on young
gals hitting volleyballs in slow motion which he tries to re-enact in his apartment
using strings and an old lady is one of the most hilarious bits of fetishism
this side of Monteiro). Sorrentino seems destined to be one of those love/hate
directors on the festival circuit (Kim Ki-Duk and Carlos Reygadas also springs
to mind). Whether or not these works will withstand the test of time is anyone's
guess, but take it or leave it, they are the epitome of Contemporary World Cinema.
And for you trendy music lovers, Sorrentino's soundtracks are equally indulgent
and I love every bit of them.
33.
Big Bad Wolf (2006, USA) Lance
W. Dreesen -

worth seeing [C-]
One of those bad horror films that really has
no business being as good as it is. Filmmaker Lance Dreesen walks a fine line
between campy self-parody and B-movie seriousness, and even if the result is
nothing to howl over, I never once found myself bored.
34.
The Last Winter (2006, USA) Larry Fessenden -

Excellent [A-]
35.
Fracture (2007, USA) Gregory Hoblit -

worth seeing [C]
36.
What's the Matter With Helen? (1971, USA) Curtis
Harrington -

a must see
37.
Bad Reputation (2005, USA) Jim Hemphill -

has redeeming facet [D+]
38.
À nos amours (1983, France) Maurice Pialat
-

a must see
39.
Who Slew Auntie Roo? (1971, UK) Curtis Harrinton
-

a must see
40.
Horrors of Malformed Men (1969, Japan) Teruo Ishii
-

worth seeing
41.
Sicilia! (1999, USA) Danièle Huillet &
Jean-Marie Straub -

worth seeing
42.
The Being (1983, USA) Jackie Kong -

worthless
43.
The Awful Dr. Orloff (1962, Spain)
Jess Franco -

a must see
44.
Scream for Me (2000, USA) Christopher Alan Broadstone
[short] -

worth seeing
45.
Halloween (2007, USA) Rob Zombie -

worthless [F]