01.
Whatever Works (2009, USA) Woody
Allen -

worth seeing [C+]
02.
Angel (2007, UK/France) François Ozon -

a must see [B-]
03.
Not Your Typical Bigfoot Movie (2008, USA) Jay
Delaney -

worth seeing [C-]
04.
Screwballs (1983, Canada) Rafal Zielinski - -

worth seeing
05.
The Hit (1984, UK) Stephen Frears -

a must see
07.
I Love You, Beth Cooper (2009, USA) Chris Columbus
-

has redeeming facet [D+]
08.
G.I Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009, USA) Stephen
Sommers -

worthless [F]
09.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009, USA)
Michael Bay -

has redeeming facet
[D]
10.
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937, USA) David
Hand -

a must see
11.
Hangmen Also Die! (1943, USA) Fritz Lang -

a must see
12.
Somers Town (2008, UK) Shane Meadows -

worth seeing [C]
13.
The Long Day Closes (1992, UK) Terence Davies
-

Masterpiece
14.
Exposed (1971, Sweden) Gustav Wiklund -

has redeeming facet
15.
A Serious Man (2009, USA)
Joel
& Ethan Coen -

a must see
[B]
16.
Chéri (2009, UK)
Stephen
Frears -

worth seeing [C-]
17.
Fantasm Comes Again (1977, Australia) Colin Eggleston
-

worthless
18.
Ballast (2008, USA) Lance Hammer -

Excellent [A-]
19.
Tokyo! (2008, Japan) -

worth seeing [C-] or see segment breakdown...
segment "Interior Design" (Michel Gondry) - ** worth
seeing
segment "Merde" (Leos Carax) - **** Excellent
segment "Shaking Tokyo" (Bong Joon-ho) - * has redeeming facet
20.
Antichrist (2009, Denmark) Lars von Trier -

a must see [B]
21.
Mother (2009, South Korea)
Bong
Joon-ho -

a must see [B+]
22.
Jerichow (2008, Germany)
Christian
Petzold -

a must see [B+]
23.
Le Donk & Scor-zay-zee (2009, UK)
Shane
Meadows -

has redeeming facet
[D+]
24.
The Ugly Truth (2009, USA) Robert Luketic -

has redeeming facet [D]
25.
Humpday (2009, USA) Lynn Shelton -

a must see [B+]
26.
The Limits of Control (2009, USA) Jim Jarmusch
-

worth seeing [C]
27.
Waltz With Bashir (2008, Israel) Ari Folman -

worth seeing [C+]
28.
Thirst (2009, South Korea) Park Chan-wook -

has redeeming facet [D+]
29.
Still Walking (2008, Japan) Hirokazu Koreeda -

Masterpiece [A+]
I feel I could go on and about Korreda’s brilliant use
of Ozu-themes and techniques, but the bottom line is that like Ozu, Korreda
deeply affected my personal state and got me to reflect upon the careful beauty
of the mundane and lost loved ones whom we can no longer share that with. Is
there any higher compliment one can pay a great work of art than to say it inspired
some deep personal reflection?
30.
Gary's Touch (2006, Canada) Ken Takahashi [short]
- average
Notorious short film that inspired an audience member to call
the police following a festival screening, this is a gigantic WTF of a film,
but a hard one to just discard given the indisputable talent that went into
making it. I’ll give you the plot but be warned it's not pretty –
a gay man who lives in a crawlspace hoards his semen in Petri dishes and then
goes to grade schools and proceeds to infuse the toilet paper with his seed
in hopes of reproducing. He meets an old bag lady, brings her back to his crawlspace,
and nausea inducing sex follows involving the aforementioned Petri dishes and
a turkey baster. – Alerting the authorities yet? One man act
(writer/director/cinematographer/editor/composer/etc) Ken Takahashi films this
seedy (no pun intended) Ottawa tale in impressive 16mm, with a haunting score,
and the story, while bat-shit crazy, has real psychological merit confronting
all manner of gay male fears (the main character’s residence is the epitome
of closet repression) as well as legitimate propagation anxieties. It’s
a hard movie to support, and I can’t say I’m crazy about it personally,
but this website would be pointless if I followed through with the easy knee-jerk
reaction, declared this film filth, and moved along with my day. When you actively
engage and try to interpret what was being presented with a film like Gary’s
Touch, it becomes all the more disturbing, because in all actuality it
is not filth at all, but like it or not, a valid film worthy of a festival slot.
31.
New Moon (2009, USA) Chris Weitz -

has redeeming facet [D-]
32.
The Dark Crystal (1982, USA) Jim Henson &
Frank Oz -

a must see
33.
"The Twilight Zone" SSN 2.1 -- King
Nine Will Not Return (1960) Buzz Kulik - below average
34.
"The Twilight Zone" SSN 2.2 -- The
Man in the Bottle (1960) Don Medford - below average
35.
"The Twilight Zone" SSN 2.3 -- Nervous
Man in a Four Dollar Room (1960) Douglas Heyes - below
average
36.
"The Twilight Zone" SSN 2.4 -- A Thing
About Machines (1960) David Orrick McDearmon - average
37.
"The Twilight Zone" SSN 2.5 -- The
Howling Man (1960) Douglas Heyes - recommended
38.
"The Twilight Zone" SSN 2.6 -- Eye
of the Beholder (1960) Douglas Heyes - average
39.
The Goods : Live Hard, Sell Hard (2009, USA) Neal
Brennan -

worthless [F]
41.
The Beastmaster (1982, USA) Don Coscarelli -

worth seeing
42.
Turkey Shoot aka
Escape 2000
(1982, Australia) Brian Trenchard-Smith -

a must see
43.
Pitfall (1962, Japan) Hiroshi Teshigahara -

a must see
44.
Shorts (2009, USA) Robert Rodriguez -

worth seeing [C+]
45.
You Only Live Twice (1967, UK) Lewis Gilbert -

worth seeing
October '09 Screening Log - Halloween Horror Challenge
- 45 films