This is something like 5 years past its shelf life, but I don't see an update coming any time soon...

Syracuse, New York
Adam Lemke stands less than six feet tall and is over twenty-one years of age.
Adam Lemke smokes cigarettes and drinks coffee but never at the same time.
Adam Lemke dreams of one day being able to say "he read Finnegan's Wake, and got it."
Adam Lemke has always been an atheist and thanks God for it.
Adam Lemke is terrified of dentists.
Adam Lemke has an aversion to heights but finds flying in airplanes relaxing.
Adam Lemke hates driving behind the elderly.
Adam Lemke feels that a sunrise is more beautiful than a sunset.
Adam Lemke never answers his telephone.
Adam Lemke consumes breath mints regularly to hide the fact that he smokes cigarettes and drinks coffee.
Adam Lemke always bites his nails when he watches movies.
Adam Lemke aspired to be a painter but never could get past what he described as his "Marilyn Monroe" phase.
Adam Lemke understands Trigonometry very rudimentarily.
Adam Lemke dreams of someday living on the French Riviera.
Adam Lemke is the youngest of three children and an uncle to five. He has a cat. Addendum: make that 6 nieces and nephews and 2 cats
Adam Lemke dresses warmly even on the hottest days of the year.
Adam Lemke reads the ingredients of the shampoo when he takes a shower.
Adam Lemke considers himself to be a surrealist as a matter of habit.
Adam Lemke finds reading philosophy to be exhausting.
Adam Lemke rejects superstitions despite always cursing himself when he spills the salt.
Adam Lemke sweats profusely in crowded shopping malls.
Adam Lemke loves all of his dreams, even the ones he can't remember.
Adam Lemke consistently is at war with his hatred of stairs and his fear of elevators.
Adam Lemke denies his Mother's claims that he is lazy, preferring the word ambivalent instead.
Adam Lemke sympathizes with midgets but would never want to meet one in a dark alley.
Adam Lemke gets the hiccups when he has had too much to drink.
Adam Lemke thinks watching a film in the presence of a loved one can be distracting.
Adam Lemke invariably feels nothing but joy during severe snowstorms.
Adam Lemke frequently oversleeps.
Adam Lemke cleans his apartment earnestly but only prior to having company.
Adam Lemke refuses to eat salad despite his goal to eat healthy.
Adam Lemke cannot dance.
Adam Lemke speaks quietly to himself when no one is around.